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Michael McCall

12/15/2008

10 Days Left Til X-mas

[To the tune of “Jingle Bells”]
Pulling down her pants.
Yanking off my own.
Underneath the mistletow,
I’ll make your sister moan.
O’ Heather’s hot,  Heather’s hot,
We’ll go all the way…

[To the tune of “I Wish You a Merry Christmas”]
I wish I could see her naked.
I wish I could see her naked.
I wish I could see her naked.
And down on all fours…

[To the tune of “The Dradle Song”]
Ted has a little sister,
Gets hotter everyday,
And if I ever meet her,
With her boobies I will play.
EVERYBODY,
Sister, Sister, Sister…

-Barney Stinson

Posted at 8:14 AM (3 years ago) | Permalink

11/05/2008

“ ‘We’ is people from the great state of Ohio. When life gives us pain, we Buckeyes take that pain, and we push it down. And if the pain tries to come up again, we push more pain down on top of it. Why confront something, when you can avoid it. Right? „
-Ted Mosby

Quote posted at 8:22 AM (3 years ago) | Permalink