Any girl I date from this moment forward, must find this hilarious. It’s a deal breaker.
03/01/2010
12/02/2008
“ They’ve got a great tourist poster for Ireland this year… ‘IRELAND: Come and experience the Luck of the Irish.’ The Luck?!? Three centuries of foreign occupation, two major famines and thirty years of civil war? Oooo, Lucky! Lucky! Lucky! Next stop Las Vegas!! What’s next? ‘Come and experience the *charm* of the Germans’ „

