10 Days Left Til X-mas
[To the tune of “Jingle Bells”]
Pulling down her pants.
Yanking off my own.
Underneath the mistletow,
I’ll make your sister moan.
O’ Heather’s hot, Heather’s hot,
We’ll go all the way…
[To the tune of “I Wish You a Merry Christmas”]
I wish I could see her naked.
I wish I could see her naked.
I wish I could see her naked.
And down on all fours…
[To the tune of “The Dradle Song”]
Ted has a little sister,
Gets hotter everyday,
And if I ever meet her,
With her boobies I will play.
EVERYBODY,
Sister, Sister, Sister…
