Any girl I date from this moment forward, must find this hilarious. It’s a deal breaker.
03/01/2010
11/24/2009
And Jimmy Fallon has totally redeemed himself…
10/27/2009
06/08/2009
“Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Version” (for Bekah —> ask for an update, recieve an update ;-) Also thanks Lindsey J… for the link
05/11/2009
04/27/2009
04/26/2009
04/11/2009
Damnit!!! Its only April, and the best 2009 Halloween costume has already been claimed!!
03/20/2009
Kill Bill (Parts 1 and 2) - One Minute - One Take
02/08/2009
01/15/2009
01/08/2009
BEST THING EVER!!! Click HERE to get it. Retro your photos to Polaroid. I used my friends Katie’s picture of me roller falling skating on “B-Day Nostalgia Night” — me thinks it appropriate.
12/10/2008
“Shame on you. This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re going to let it be the worst. And I guarantee a week won’t go by in your life you won’t regret walking out, letting them get the best of you. Well, I’m not going home. We’ve come too far! And I’m going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. A day may come when the courage of men fails… but it is not THIS day. The line must be drawn HERE. This far, no further! I’m not saying it’s going to be easy. You’re going to work harder than you ever worked before. But that’s fine, we’ll just get tougher with it! If a person grits his teeth and shows real determination, failure is not an option. That’s how winning is done! Believe me when I say we can break this army here, and win just one for the Gipper. But I say to you what every warrior has known since the beginning of time: you’ve got to get mad. I mean plum mad dog mean. If you would be free men, then you must fight to fulfill that promise! Let us cut out their living guts one inch at a time, and they will know what we can do! Let no man forget how menacing we are. We are lions! You’re like a big bear, man! This is YOUR time! Seize the day, never surrender, victory or death… that’s the Chicago Way! Who’s with me? Clap! Clap! Don’t let Tink die! Clap! Alright! Let’s fly! And gentlemen in England now abed shall know my name is the Lord when I tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our Independence Day!”
