Everybody Loves a Dick Cake
- Customer: Can you draw something on the cake for me?
- Employee: Sure, what do you want on it?
- Customer: A dick.
- Employee: I can do you one better. We've got these chocolate-covered bananas, and chocolate-covered cookie dough balls. I can put an edible, chocolate-covered dick and balls on your cake.
- Customer: Fucking awesome!
- Manager, walking in: Uh, what are you doing?
- Employee: Making a dick cake.
- Manager: Woo! Makin' a dick cake!
