Kicking Frogs: Archive

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AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Dec 25th

What Santa Really Does When You're Asleep (5 days... →

Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

Dammit, I'm Mad

Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a...

Dec 18th

Dec 17th

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10 Days Left Til X-mas

[To the tune of “Jingle Bells”] Pulling down her pants. Yanking off my own. Underneath the mistletow, I’ll make your sister moan. O’ Heather’s hot, Heather’s hot, We’ll go all the way… [To the tune of “I Wish You a Merry Christmas”] I wish I could see her naked. I wish I could see her naked. I wish I could see her naked. And down on all...

Dec 15th

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Broken Dog II!!! Original here.

Dec 13th

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Dec 11th

Everybody Loves a Dick Cake

Customer: Can you draw something on the cake for me?
Employee: Sure, what do you want on it?
Customer: A dick.
Employee: I can do you one better. We've got these chocolate-covered bananas, and chocolate-covered cookie dough balls. I can put an edible, chocolate-covered dick and balls on your cake.
Customer: Fucking awesome!
Manager, walking in: Uh, what are you doing?
Employee: Making a dick cake.
Manager: Woo! Makin' a dick cake!

Dec 11th