March 2010
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February 2010
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Week late Valentine’s Day gift to all my ladies…
Some people might think that YMCA is the most (how shall I put this) “Johnny Weir-ish” band ever. Those people would be wrong. It’s Erasure.
January 2010
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I've never had a day in my life when I've thought,...
(via wordsbycodi)
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Original Here
November 2009
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And Jimmy Fallon has totally redeemed himself…
I’m thirty. I’m five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor.
– The Great Gatsby
October 2009
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FING AWESOME!!!
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AWESOME!
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For the Ladies →
(LINK) “And by the way, when dealing with teeth and that area of the body, the modifier “softly” doesn’t do anything to make this better. That’s like saying to “gently” jam a lit cigarette into his eye.”
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“Solved”
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Don’t fall for a woman who has had sex with one of your rock n’ roll...
– Chuck Lorre Productions #184
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I love Olivia Munn
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August 2009
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Carmen Ohio - 15 Days To Go...
Oh come let’s sing Ohio’s praise
And songs to Alma Mater raise
While our hearts rebounding thrill
With joy which death alone can still
Summer’s heat or winter’s cold
The seasons pass the years will roll
Time and change will surely show
How firm thy friendship … O-HI-O!
These jolly days of priceless worth
By far the gladdest days on earth
Soon will pass...
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The Goods. - “Next thing I know, it’s raining dildos.”
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“It’s like J-ing O, D after D.”
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I WANT
The long sweltering summer is but a bead of sweat now on my battered brow
Mars burns brightly in the southeastern sky, yet I find myself wanting
I want 50 degrees, a wind chill, and a crystal clear blue sky
I want a Fall Saturday in Ohio Stadium
I want to get up at 6 AM, beer in hand by 7, and up at the Stadium tailgating with the other hardcores by 8
I want a bratwurst, I want coolers filled...
July 2009
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WTF is wrong with my cat?? →
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June 2009
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TFLN
sarahmalone:
(972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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69 Days
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When you look like I do, it’s hard to get a table for one at Chuck E....
– Zach Galifianakis
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For me: A Petite Crab. Ummm… I was told there would be no follow-up questions, or explanation required!?!?
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“I have hair on my b@lls, and I sell cars. The End.”
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Life must suck for people legitimately trying to sell tickets to gun shows.
– Rene B. via 105%